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My mood depends on how good my hair looks.
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
“Stress” spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think NOT.
Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you’re done.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. (Oscar Wilde)
I asked Siri why I’m still single. It activated the front camera.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.”
"I made a huge to-do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it."