I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. I have to walk early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing... I joined a health club last year and spent about 400 bucks. I haven't lost a pound. Apparently, you have to go there. Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate. Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just...